25 Disember 2009
benci la camni!!!
08 Disember 2009
incik kiub yg hebat!
ROCK DA WORLD 9??
07 Disember 2009
tagged by capiq
taim aku godek2 blog capiq,die de tagged name aku tok wat mende alah ni..aku pon buat je la...
julian casablancas-11th dimension
What is your current wallpaper?
gamba gitar pemberian mama di ari jadiku..lubyu mama...!
Do you own a picture phone?
yup2..memcm gaye ade..
What was the last picture you took?
ar..smlm kot,taim wedin jiran aku
Go to your inbox and type what the 10th text message says?
msj dr hotlink ar..pnjg sgt,xlrt nk tulis
How many contacts do you have on your phone?
158..byk giler..
Who was the last person you spoke to on your cell phone?
ira.die ajk g kfc..mklm la,da gaji..haha!
What service do you have?
huh?dulu aku de dg,sem lpas aku de u mobile..skang aku pkai maxis ngan celcom..(btol ke jwpn aku ni?)
At this very moment, how many bars do you have for your service?
pnuh smpai mlimpah2..mklm la..banting kan pekan maju..hoho
Who's on your speed dial numbers?
122..aku xbese la memende ni..
Do you have voicemail?
xde la..xpndai buat..
7 je..tp cam xpnah cntact dorg je..
nope..
How many text messages do you get a month?
memndangkan skang nga cuti sem,1 mlm je aku msj dkat 6o lbey..kalo sbulan?
Can you send pictures?
yup..
What are the first 2 digits to your number?
01.
Who's the last person that you called?
hidayah khazani..;D
Last person that texted you?
hidayah khazani juge..
Last person you added to your contacts?
along..die pkai no br..
How many minutes are on your plan?
huh?bgantung kpd krdit yg terkumpul la...
Go down to your 5th contact, who is it?
acc maybank mama..tu pon msok dlm cntact gak ke?haiyaa..
Wanna give out your number?
019-3704880..(ni no kbod senanye..no aku da nk dkat ngan no die..)
Who you wanna tag?
tah la..sesape yg nk wat mende ni,dijemput la buat eyh...
24 November 2009
CHITO & POCHO..AMAZING STORY
13 November 2009
mereke2 ini hebat!!!!
12 November 2009
EXAM DA ABES!!!!!!
10 November 2009
07 November 2009
N9 VS KELANTAN
02 November 2009
klas fizik 5JAM????
30 Oktober 2009
otakku kene format..!!
nex wik da stat study leave..so,ini la masenye tok aku stdy sbjek2 a-level..memandangkan da dkat 2 bln aku dok knsentret kt AS english ngan AS german,so aku xbrani nk jnji yg aku ley lpas cut off point sem ni..kite hanye merancang,tuhan yg mnentukan kan..?hurm..senin ni da exam chem..aku xbce ape lg ni..
bak kate syuk..LEPAK SUDAH..!
hm..apape pon..gud luck PADLE!!
29 Oktober 2009
tips given by she...
1) Forget your birthday. This used to be a hall of fame reason for breaking up. Then along came Facebook. Which is great! Except now we really have no more excuses.
2) Invent new excuses for forgetting your birthday. E.g. "Darling, everyday is your birthday."
3) Let you get wet in the rain. God invented umbrellas so that man could show off his chivalry. And also his stupidity since he never uses one when he's alone.
4) Make you pay for the first date. And second. And third. And if you actually show up for the fourth, you need professional help. Or Zac Efron in a loincloth.
5) Lie about similar interests. E.g. "You're into ballet? Me too!"
6) Not open the door for you. But if he starts opening bathroom doors and taps for you too then you need to find a new door opener.
7) Call you endearingly cutesy names which would make even Pikachu raise an eyebrow. E.g. 'snuggle bunny', 'cutie patootie'. But yes, you get to call him that anytime.
8) Tell you that you are fat all the time. Ditch him. You may be spatially challenged but he's socially challenged.
9) Be late for dates. Prince Charming(tm) never arrived late to save the princess from the evil dragon. There wouldn't be much princess left to save if he did.
Likewise.
10) Make fun of you in front of his friends, your friends, everybody. You want a man, not a comedian.
11) Let you decide on everything from menues to bath times. You want a man, not a Chihuahua.
12) Never calls you, then blames Maxis.
13) Opposite of never calls you. And whines about why you never call him as often. The last thing a girl needs is a guy who is twice the girl she is.
14) Be scared of cockraches. You want a man, not a hairy chicken.( kbod takot lipas..!)
15) Tell you to stop hanging out with your friends. A good comeback would be 'only if you stop hanging out with yours' *insert big smiley*.
16) Force his beliefs on you. It's like trying to feed a barrel of KFC to a vegetarian. I just don't think he'll be licking his fingers after that.
17) Tell you that he loves you heart, body and soul. But gets your name wrong. Game over.
28 Oktober 2009
aku bakal repeaters AS ENGLISH??
25 Oktober 2009
22 Oktober 2009
Konspirasi Kematian Michael Jackson
hartanya yang telah dihabiskan dalam membantu dan menyokong gerakan-gerakan
amal seperti Afrika Amerika, mangsa AIDS, mangsa dera kanak-kanak dan
bermacam-macam lagi.
Walaupun dah berbuat pelbagai kebaikan, MJ masih gagal mencari ketenangan
hati. Dia cumalah seorang budak yang terperangkap di dalam badan seorang
lelaki. Impiannya adalah untuk menjadi budak kecil selama-lamanya. Impian
ini ditambah pula dengan sejarahnya didera semasa kecil menyebabkan dia
membina Neverland, tempat untuk seluruh kanak-kanak di dunia bermain dan
gembira di situ.
Sila baca artikel ini sepenuhnya untuk membaca tentang konspirasi
pembunuhan Michael Jackson.
Namun MJ telah membuat satu keputusan yang bakal memberikan impak yang
sangat besar di dalam hidupnya. Melihat kehidupan dan ketenangan yang
dimiliki oleh abangnya (Jermaine) setelah memeluk Islam, MJ telah membuat
satu kenyataan gempar di satu press conference pada tahun 1989.
"Saya telah melihat Islam di dalam abang saya, saya telah membaca buku
tentang Islam dan suatu hari nanti saya mahu rasakan ketenangan dan
keamanan Islam itu".
Sejak kenyataan itu hidup MJ tidak sama seperti dahulu lagi. Dituduh
berasmara dengan kanak-kanak, ditambah dengan pandangan-pandangan negatif
daripada media Amerika Syarikat, membuatkan MJ berada di tahap tertekan.
Semua ini dilakukan agar peminat-peminat MJ melihatnya sebagai satu ikon
yang gagal seterusnya membuatkan influence MJ berkurangan.
Melarikan diri daripada tekanan pihak Media USA, MJ telah tinggal di
England selama beberapa tahun. Di England, MJ berkawan rapat dengan Yusof
Islam, Dari Yusof Islam, MJ belajar serba sedikit tentang Islam. Malah
semasa di England , MJ telah berkawan rapat dengan seorang pencipta lagu,
Zain Bhika yang telah menciptakan lagu "Give Thanks To Allah" khas untuk
dinyanyikan oleh MJ bila-bila masa dia bersedia.
Semasa kes asmaranya dengan kanak-kanak dijalankan, MJ telah melarikan diri
dan menetap di Bahrain . Di sana dia menjadi tetamu khas kepada anak Sultan
Bahrain . Di sinilah MJ mula mendalami Islam. MJ belajar sembahyang, baca
Al-Quran dan macam-macam lagi selama 3 tahun..
Akhirnya pada November 2008, MJ pulang ke Los Angeles dan membuat majlis
memeluk Islam secara rasmi di rumah kawan karibnya. Pada December 2008, MJ
telah pun pergi menunaikan haji bersama Sultan Bahrain dan anaknya.
Untuk konsert terakhirnya, MJ mempunyai agenda yang tersendiri. Dia
memaklumkan yang ini adalah konsert terakhirnya dan berhasrat untuk
mengumumkan yang dia adalah seorang Muslim. Malah MJ juga mahu menyanyikan
lagu Give Thanks to Allah pada konsertnya tersebut bersama Yusof Islam.
Sebab itulah MJ memilih London sebagai tempat konsert terakhirnya bukannya
di USA kerana takutkan pihak berkuasa USA .
Pada 12.30 25 June, MJ memeluk managernya dan mengucapkan selamat malam. MJ
berkata " Selepas berlatih selama 2 bulan akhirnya saya dah bersedia untuk
konsert ini".. Selepas melambaikan tangan dan mengucapkan selamat malam, MJ
pun pulang ke hotel. Tapi kira-kira jam 2.26 pagi, MJ didapat telah
meninggal dunia..
Semasa 911 dihubungi, banyak soalan yang ditanya seolah-olah mereka tak
tahu siapa itu MJ dan di mana MJ berada. Nampaknya ada pihak yang :placecuba
melengahkan masa bantuan tiba. Tambah pelik bila pihak hospital mengatakan
hasil autopsy hanya boleh diperolehi selepas 2 bulan sedangkan teknologi
sekarang dah bertambah canggih.
Oleh kerana itu, keluarga MJ telah pun mengupah private doktor untuk
membuat autopsy kepada MJ. Keputusannya dikeluarkan hanya selepas 4 hari.
Ternyata MJ mati kerana terlalu banyak dos anaethestic, satu ubat yang
mampu membuatkan jantung berhenti berdenyuti jika diambil secara
berlebihan.
Satu keputusan yang tidak diwar-warkan di media ialah perut MJ tidak
mempunyai langsung ubat ini. Tapi darahnya dipenuhi dengan ubat tersebut.
Malah badan MJ dipenuhi dengan kesan suntikan seolah-olah ada orang secara
paksa menyuntik ubat tersebut ke dalam badan MJ.
Dalam CNN semasa diinterview, Presiden Amerika Syarikat Barrack Obama telah
mengeluarkan satu kenyataan yang agak pelik.
"Saya suka MJ.... Saya membesar mendengar lagunya.. Ia satu kehilangan yang
besar tapi saya jamin tiada konspirasi dalam kematiannya".
Pelikkan kenapa seorang Presiden beria-beria cakap tiada konspirasi dalam
kematian MJ sebelum keputusan rasmi autopsy MJ dikeluarkan? Kalau betullah
MJ nak bunuh diri, buat apa dia beria-beria nak berlatih selama 2 bulan
untuk konsert dia nie? Tak gitu?
Keluarga MJ inginkan MJ dikebumikan secara Islam. Tapi CIA telah muncul dan
memberi ugutan jika pengebumian secara Islam dilakukan secara awan (dalam
TV). Ugutannya ialah Katherine, mak MJ tidak akan mendapat hak penjagaan
anak-anak MJ sebaliknya Debbie Rowe yang akan dapat.
Akhirnya mereka bersetuju untuk MJ dikebumikan secara Islam di Neverland.
Tapi dengan syarat satu pengebumian olok-olok secara Kristian mesti
diadakan. Itulah yang anda semua tengok di Tv. Sebab itulah keranda MJ
ditutup dan tak dibukak. Sebab mayatnya tak pernah ada dalam tue. Ini semua
dilakukan semata-mata nak bagitau dunia yang kononnya MJ bukan seorang
Islam.
maafkan saye,permaisuri..
20 Oktober 2009
KORANG MESTI XTAU KAN..!
09 Oktober 2009
wanita gossip?
08 Oktober 2009
04 Oktober 2009
aku,aku,aku...
02 Oktober 2009
30 September 2009
-love stories-
Girl: Ricardo, what do u mean?
Boy: Something has come up...
Girl: What? What's wrong? Is it bad?
Boy: I don't want to hurt you, baby.
Girl: *Thinks* Oh my God, I hope he doesnt break up with me... I love him so much.
Boy: Baby, are you there??
Girl: Yeah, I'm here. What is so important??
Boy: I'm not sure if I should say it..
Girl: Well, you already brought it up, so please just tell me.
Boy: I'm leaving...
Girl: Baby, what are u talking about?? I don't want you to leave me, I love you.
Boy: Not like that, I mean I'm moving far away.
Girl: Why? All of your famliy lives over here.
Boy: Well, my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away.
Girl: I can't believe this.
[FATHER: (Picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously
ERICA!, what did I tell you about talking to boys?!!!... Get off the
damn phone!! (And hangs up).]
Boy: Wow, your father sounds really mad.
Girl: You know how he gets, but anyways, I dont want you to go.
Boy: Would you run away with me?
Girl: Baby, you know I would, I would do anything for you, but I can't... You don't know what would happen if I did. My dad would kill me!
Boy: *Sad* It's okay.. I understand, I guess..
Girl: *Thinking*I can't believe what's going on.
Boy: I need to give you something tonite, because I am leaving on
flight 1-80 in the morning, so I need to see you now.
Girl: Okay, I will sneak out & meet you at the park.
Boy: Okay, I'll meet you there in 20 minutes.
[They meet at a nearby park, they both hug each other. And he gives
her a note.]
Boy: Here you go, this is for you. I gotta go.
Girl: *Tear* (Begins to cry.)
Boy: Baby, dont cry, you know I love you... But I have to go.
Girl: Okay (Begins to walk away.)
[They both go back home. And Erica begins to read the letter he gave her]
It says...
"Erica,
You probably already know that I'm leaving, I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you. The truth is, is that I never loved you, I hated you so much, you are my bitch and dont you ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, and be around you. You really have no clue how much I hate you. Now that I'm leaving I thought you should know that I hate you, bitch. You never did the
right thing, and you were never there. I didnt think I could hate someone as much as I hate you. And I never want to see you, for the rest of my life, I will never miss kissing you like before, I never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and that's a promise. You never had my love, and I want you to remember that. Bitch, you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me. Fuck, I hate you so much. I will not talk to you soon bitch... Goodbye.
- Ricardo"
[ Erica begins to cry, she throws the paper in tha garbage & crys for hours ]
... A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely... Then she gets a phone call....
Friend: How are you feeling?
Girl: I just cant believe this happened.. I thought he loved me.
Friend: Oh, about that. Ricardo left me a message. A few days ago. He told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something...
Girl: Umm.. okay.
[She finds a piece of paper in the jacket,
It says:
"Baby I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your dad might read it, so I switched a few words...
Hate = Love
Never = Always
Bitch = Baby
Will not= will
.... I hope you didn't take that seriously because I love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats why I wanted you to run away with me... -Ricardo"]
Girl: Oh my God! It's a letter.. Ricardo does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I can't believe how stupid I am!!
Friend: lol Okay but I g2g... Call me later.
Girl: *happy*okay, bye, I'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me!
... Erica turns the T.V. on......
[Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for survivors... This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80... it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." the Reporter says.
[ She turns off the t.v. ... 3 days later, she kills herself, because of the fact that Ricardo was dead & she had nothing to live for... ]
... A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Ricardo, he called to leave a message. "Its Ricardo, I guess you're not home so, I called to let you know that I'm alive, I missed my flight because I had to see you one last time. So, I hope your not worried. I am staying for good.
p/s: love you,honey...
Menuju Puncak!!
ini bkan akademi fantasia,mentor,malaysian idol,one in a million dan lain2.senanye aku nk post psl sambutan umah terbuke tp xbape nk terbuke la kat umah lcturer math dak2 klas 12 Hamburg..